maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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