So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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