dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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