if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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