my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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