Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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