As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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