I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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