...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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