Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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