I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
All the doctor said was why
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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