I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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