Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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