She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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