She's never allowed to turn 21 again
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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