I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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