My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
only if we run a train.
done.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
