I want to have your abortion
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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