All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We have started to decorate penises.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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