apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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