I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
