I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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