I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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