if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I will be naked everywhere
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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