I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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