Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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