just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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