Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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