You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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