yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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