He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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