she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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