im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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