Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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