I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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