I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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