Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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