I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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