Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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