I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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