There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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