WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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