3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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