quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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