He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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