I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
we should paint friendship bongs
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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