Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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