That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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