Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
