We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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