Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize
