WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm bleeding and have questions
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize