Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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